Every Frickin' Joke - Results from #620

Let's Call The Boys, But Not Run A Train!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 22 January 2016; Hits: 2300

What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?

The other guys waiting their turn!

I'm Too Old For This

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 21 January 2016; Hits: 2136

How do you know when you are getting old?

When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Whore House

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 20 January 2016; Hits: 2632

What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?

A 1-story... no fucking overhead.

But, It's Just So Small!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 19 January 2016; Hits: 2510

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breath through something that small?"

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What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

She Interrupted The Game

My wife popped in while I was watching the game and asked: "Want some supper?"

Without looking up I replied: "What are my choices?" She fired back: "Yes and no!"

And that's when the fight started...

Another One Into A Bar

Baby seal walks into a bar.

Bartender says "What'll it be?"

Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."