Every Frickin' Joke - Results from #632

She Blew It

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 10 January 2016; Hits: 2440

What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?

Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Stir Fry And Panties

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 09 January 2016; Hits: 3027

How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?

You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.

Staying Hard

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 08 January 2016; Hits: 3041

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!

A True Poet

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 07 January 2016; Hits: 2650

My contribution to poetry & truth:

Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.

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Is There An App For That?

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I told him, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!"

Then I unplugged his life support.

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What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?

You at least take the trash out once a week.

Strange Sexual Positions

A couple went to a sex therapist to try and improve their sex live. After hearing the couple's complaints, the therapist suggested they experiment a little more. "For example," he suggested, "You might try different positions, like the wheelbarrow. You lift her legs, penetrate, and off you go."

The eager husband was all for trying this new idea as soon as they got home.

"Well, OK," the hesitant wife agreed, "But on two conditions. First if it hurts, you'll stop right away, and second," she insisted, "You must promise we won't go past my mother's."