Staying Hard

: Created: 08 January 2016; Hits: 3038

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!

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Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Three guys are sitting in a bar bitching about how stupid their wives are.

The first guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and we don't even have a garage."

The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she listens to her iPod and she doesn't have any earphones for it."

The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full of condoms and she doesn't even have a dick."

It's About Time

20 years the wife finally gives him a blowjob.

Phone rings he picks it up says: It's for you, cocksucker.

Making Love

A married couple thought they were way too interested in sex, so they decided to make love only in the months that had an "R" in them. This worked OK until they hit May, June, and July.

Finally, the husband came home from work onr night and asked his wife, "What month is it?"

She looked up at him and smiled, "Aurgust,"