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A laugh a day. It's not hard. Seriously.

Hi, I'm Dick Johnson, owner and webmaster of the infamous web site Dick Joke Of The Day.

And yes... that's my real name... NO JOKE!

You don't have to remind me that both my first and last name are a reference to the male organ. I got that. I've had to live with that all my life. And believe me... with a name like Dick Johnson... it's been hard.

But in spite of my unfortunate name, I always believed that I could make something of myself, if only I could just find the right stimulation... and then stick it out.

Then one day I decided to just suck it up. I said: "Dick... get a grip on yourself. Think. What's your best asset?" That's when it hit me... it was my irreverent and irrepressible sense of humor. That was what had gotten me through this far, and that was what could take me to the top... which is where I prefer to be.

High Art... From A Low Place

And so I started Dick Joke Of The Day to share my humor with the world. High art... from a low place. Stop by every day for a new joke. My latest jokes appear every day on the home page along with links to all of my jokes by day and by category. You can also catch a laugh on my Facebook page. And I tweet jokes all day long from @djokeoftheday. So follow me, like me, and have a good laugh on me every day! It's not hard. Seriously.

Don't Miss These Jokes!

Under Pressure

I ripped one watching the TV with my wife when she asked: "Why do men fart more than women?"

I told her: "'Cause women won't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure."

And that's when the fight started...

Some Fun In The Sun

Shirley was sitting on a beach in Florida, trying to strike up a conversation with the attractive guy reading his book on the blanket next to her.

"Hi" she said. "Do you like movies?" "Yes, I do," he responded, then returned to his book.

Shirley persisted, "Do you like gardening?" The man looked up again. "Yes, I do," he said politely before returning to his reading.

Undaunted, Shirley asked, "Do you like pussycats?"

With that, the man dropped his book and pounced on Shirley, pulled her bottoms off, and proceeded to pound her right there on the beach. As the cloud of sand began to settle, Shirley dragged herself upright and panted, "Wow... how did you know that was what I wanted?"

The guy thought a bit and replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

Wasn't The Sex Ed Class I Had

Here we are in Sex Education Class. The teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for having sex."

The next day she calls on Little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many positions did you come up with?" Little Johnny says, "Seventy-three."

The teacher says, "Oh, my goodness...uh...very good, John, very good..."

Next she calls on Becky in the front and says, "All right, Becky, how about you?" Becky says, "Gee, teacher, I only came up with one...where the guy just lays on top of the girl."

From the back Little Johnny yells out, "Seventy-four."