In Time For Windows 10
Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?
For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.
Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?
For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.
What did the dick say to the balls?
You guys hang around here while I go inside.
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo night.
For their 10th anniversary, a wife surprises her husband by wearing the lingerie she wore on their wedding night. She asks him what his exact thoughts were 10 years ago when he first saw her in the lingerie.
He tells her, "I wanted to suck your tits dry and fuck your brains out." "Well, what do you think today?" she asks,
He says, "Mission accomplished!"
And that's when the fight started...