Didn't See That One Coming

Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.

The Difference Between Men And Women

Women fake orgasms to have relationships

Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

What's The Dress Code

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

Sincerity Out Of A Can

My buddy, at a party we threw, paid my wife a nice compliment.  He told her: "You're really a good-looking women. Honest, I really mean it... I've only had one beer."

As my wife smiled back to thank him I quickly added: "Imagine how good she'll look after you've had two!"

And that's whent the fight started...