Better Than Nothing
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?
There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning.
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?
There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning.
Why is a pussy like the weather?
Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.
What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
It was our anniversary and I was reminiscing with my wife. She asked if I could remember way back when.
I told her: "You know honey, I can remember where we got married and I can remember when we got married... I just can’t remember why."
And that's when the fight started.