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Dick's Joke of the Day

Lost Wife

Losing a wife can be hard.  

In most cases, it’s damn near impossible.

Tastes Like Chicken

What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is when you use a feather on her... kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

Advice For Pet Owners

What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?

Kill your cat.

Her Most Affectionate Name

I'm laying back after screwing my wife & she whispers: "Honey, I think I'll call you the bus?"

I asked why and she said, "Because you always stop before I get off!"

And that's when the fight started...

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Faking It

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"

The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."

Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."

"No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe; she fakes it with Ken.

Hold On There

What do you have with two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention.

On One Condition

A match asks if he can get into a dance club. The Bouncer says: "You can go in. Just don't start anything."