Now You'll Love Math Class
Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, & pray you don't multiply.
And if your partner is really good she'll have no problem finding the root!
Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, & pray you don't multiply.
And if your partner is really good she'll have no problem finding the root!
What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.
Teacher to the class: "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
So Little Johnny raises his hand: "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher said looked puzzled but answered: "Of course not Johnny."
To which Little Johnny answered: "Then I have definitely crapped my pants."
My wife and I were talking about the differences between little boys and little girls. I asked her: "Why don't little girls fart like little boys do?"
She answered: "Because they don't get assholes until they're married."
And that's when the fight started...