Get A Job

I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people.

It needs more work.

It's Kind Of Like Dollar Pizza

How's pussy like pizza?

The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.

Can't We All Just Get Along?

Peace comes at a price. If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.

This is No Bull

A guy and his wife are out for a drive in the country. They pass a field where they see a bull mount six cows in a row, one after the other. The wife remarks: "Too bad you can't perform like that."

The husband replies: "I could... if I get to change cows every time!"

And that's when the fight started...