By Any Other Name
What do you call a guy with a small dick?
Justin!
What do you call a guy with a giant dick?
Phil!
What do you call a guy with a small dick?
Justin!
What do you call a guy with a giant dick?
Phil!
Little Johnny in the bathtub points at his dick: "Mommy, is my brain in there?"
"Not yet, sweetie."
It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"
My wife and I went to counseling to improve our marriage. While attending one session dealing with communication, the counselor instructed: "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
Looking at me she said: "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"
I looked over, touched my wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?"
And that's when the fight started...