DJ of the Day

"Mom I tied the knot."

"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."

Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?

He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.

What would you call a woman who goes out with You?

Desperate!

Happy Valentines Day!

The other night my wife and I were in bed and I asked her: "Honey, why do you like it so much when you are on top?"

She said: "'Cause all you do is fuck up."

And that's when the fight started...

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

One night I came home a little late and very drunk. There was my wife standing there holding a broom

Thinking fast (maybe too fast) I said: "Are you still cleaning or are you going for a ride?"

And that's when the fight started...

I wish I had parents like Dora.

They let that little bitch go everywhere.

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