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Dick's Joke of the Day

What An UGLY Baby!

What sexual position should a woman use to make an ugly kid?

Ask your Mom.

Plain To See

How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?

It's not hard.

And I Don't Mean The Stork

What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?

Her feet.

One Difference Between Men And Women

My wife and I were discussing the differences between men and women. She asked: "So what do you think the biggest difference is?"

I told her: "What comes to mind when I say I'd like to give you a facial!"

And that's when the fight started...

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Too Fat

How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?

You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.

Wrap it Up

A lady goes into a sporting goods store and tells the salesman, "I need a present for my son's birthday."
The salesman suggests, "How about this skateboard?"
She asks, "How much?" He says, "Forty-nine ninety-five." She says, "Too much."
Then he suggests, "How about this baseball bat?" She asks, "How much?" He says, "Eight ninety-five."
She says, "Great, I'll take it."
He then asks, "You wanna ball for the bat?"
She says, "No ... but I'll blow you for the skateboard."

You Get What You Pay For

A man goes to a $10 hooker and gets the crabs.

When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"