DJ of the Day

A guy says to his new girlfriend: "Why are you always playing with my balls?"

She says: "Because I miss mine."

I have a a real problem with sex and booze...

Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.

I overheard my girlfriend on the phone say to her friend she wants to get engaged on Valentine's Day.

Hope she finds someone nice.

I ripped one watching the TV with my wife when she asked: "Why do men fart more than women?"

I told her: "'Cause women won't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure."

And that's when the fight started...

Why doesn't Santa have any children?

Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

A guy asks his grandma, "Have you seen some pills around here? They are labeled LSD?"

His grandma replies, "Fuck your pills, there's a dragon in the kitchen!"

Wife gets naked and asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

Hubby looks her up and down and replies, "Your sense of humor!"

And that's when the fight started...

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