Most Men Talk A Lot Of Sh*t!
Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
It helps them remember which end to wipe...
Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
It helps them remember which end to wipe...
How are fat chicks like a moped?
They may be fun to ride if you got nothin' better, but you wouldn't want your friends to find out.
I just joined a brand new 13-step treatment program. I'm still on step 1 - becoming an alcoholic.
I asked my wife if we should get a pet for around the house.
She said she already has all the pets she needs: A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for everything.
And that's when the fight started...