Most Injuries Occur At Home
The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.
The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.
Cop stops a young prostitute on the street & asks: "What would your mother say if she saw you out hooking?"
"She'd be pissed as hell... this is her corner!"
How can you tell when your girlfriend's getting really fat?
You start asking your wife for sex.
My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She wasn't happy with what she saw, so she said: "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
I told her: "Your eyesight's damn near perfect!"
And that's when the fight started...