No Need To Call The Police
It's Valentine's day! So ladies, don't you worry about getting me what you got me last year.
I have enough restraining orders already.
It's Valentine's day! So ladies, don't you worry about getting me what you got me last year.
I have enough restraining orders already.
What is the difference between a phillip and a flathead?
Easy! I can't flathead her ass with my dick.
Gallery owner: "Guy came in bought all your paintings."
Artist: "Great."
"Not really, he was your doctor."
A husband gets home from his day in court on a traffic offense and his wife asks: "So, how did it go?"
The husband replies: "Well honey, I ended up in front of Judge Calloway, you remember, the judge who married us. Turns out he remembered me too... so I pleaded 'guilty with explanation' and he only gave me a small fine. That was way better than the last time, when you and I were in there together. That time he gave me life without the possibility of parole."
And that's when the fight started...