When It Rains It Pours
Why is a pussy like the weather?
Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.
Why is a pussy like the weather?
Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.
Mom giving advice to her daughter: "If a boy touches your boobies say 'don't' and if he touches your pussy say 'stop.'
Daughter's reply: "oh mom, I already know that. And last night my boyfriend touched both so I said 'don’t stop!'
Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?
So she won't shit on the street during the parade.
My wife wanted to go on a pleasure trip.
I told her: "Great, let's take your mother to the airport."
And that's when the fight started...