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Dick's Joke of the Day

So What Does It Mean?

What's it mean when two lesbians make love?

It doesn't mean dick.

What's Not For Breakfast

What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?

You can't get either of them at home.

Salad

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

Seizure Salad.

It's A Celebration

My wife smiled at breakfast this morning and said: "Today is our anniversary darling... what should we do?"

I told her: "Stand in silence for 2 minutes."

And that;s when the fight started...

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Vacation Postcard

What'd the bi-polar write on the picture postcard?

"Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead."

There's Only One Alternative

Guy tells his buddy: "I think I've become di-sexual."

Friend asks: "Di-sexual? What the hell is that?"

Guy says: "If I don't get me some pussy pretty soon... I'm gonna kill myself."

No Fairy Tale

Little Red Riding Hood went to grandma's house and found her lying in bed. Little Red Riding Hood said, ''Grandma, what big eyes you have!'' Grandma replied: ''The better to see you with, my dear.'' Then Little Red Riding Hood remarked: ''Grandma, what big ears you have!'' Grandma smiled and said: "The better to hear you with, my dear.''

Finally Little Red Riding Hood said: ''Grandma, what a big mouth you have!'' Grandma snapped back: ''Of course I do! Have you seen Grandpa's dick?!?''