She Loves That Puppet
How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?
She sits on his face and he tells lies.
How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?
She sits on his face and he tells lies.
Do you know what 6.9 is?
A good thing screwed up by a period.
When's the best time to put out the cat?
When it's on fire.
My wife wanted to go on a pleasure trip.
I told her: "Great, let's take your mother to the airport."
And that's when the fight started...