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Dick's Joke of the Day

Give Me One In A Bun

How can you tell if you're at a gay barbecue?

The hot dogs taste like shit.

Never Give Up The Search

What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Pretty Bad

What would you call a woman who goes out with You?

Desperate!

Happy Valentines Day!

My Wife Was Feeling Sick

Before I left for work my wife told me she wasn't feeling well. I told her: "Don't worry honey, you're not really sick."

She asked: "How do you know?"

I told her: "Because I didn't have to carry you downstairs to make my breakfast."

And that's when the fight started.

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He Knows The Score

A wife went on a retreat for work. When she returned home, she found a pair of panties in her dresser that did not belong to her. Furious, she questioned her husband. The husband said, "I have no idea where they came from I don't do the laundry!" So, the wife went to the maid and questioned her.

Indignant, the maid replied, "Madam, how should I know? These panties don't belong to me. I don't even wear panties... just ask your husband!"

And When You Die...

My wife and I were having our usual back and forth when I finally got frustrated and told her: "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever"

"Yeah?" she replied. " Well, when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last"

And that's when the fight started...

Give Me One In A Bun

How can you tell if you're at a gay barbecue?

The hot dogs taste like shit.