Didn't See That One Coming
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.
Women fake orgasms to have relationships
Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
Why do blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm.
My buddy, at a party we threw, paid my wife a nice compliment. He told her: "You're really a good-looking women. Honest, I really mean it... I've only had one beer."
As my wife smiled back to thank him I quickly added: "Imagine how good she'll look after you've had two!"
And that's whent the fight started...