Most Injuries Occur At Home
The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.
The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.
Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.
Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
Who cares!
Wife asks her spouse: "What are you doing?" Her husband says: "Nothing." So she presses him: "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for the last hour."
He tells her: "Well... yeah... I was looking for the expiration date."
And that's when the fight started...