No Need To See The Shrink

What happened to the depressed dyslexic?

He threw himself behind the bus.

Show Some Respect

My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.

Welcome To Hollywood

How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?

Trust me.

Who's Your BFF?

One night my wife tried to get a rise out of me and make me jealous. She asked: "Honey, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"

I told her: "I'd say you're a lesbian!"

And that's when the fight started...