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Dick's Joke of the Day

A Good Choir Boy

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

Not What She Was Hoping For

What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Get In The Kitchen

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

It Takes More Than One

After weeks without gettin' any I got really pissed off and asked my wife: "What has two arms, two legs, two boobs & sucks?"

Before she could even think of a reply I told her: "You and a vacuum cleaner."

And that's when the fight started...

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A Farmer's Dilemma

A farmer and his wife were lying in bed after a little quickie. The farmer stroked his wife's bare breasts and said, "Y'know, honey, if these gave milk, we could sell the cow."

Sighing, his wife grabbed her husband's dick and said: "And if this stayed hard a little longer, we could fire the farmhand."

And that's when the fight started...

Been A Long Time

I was thinking about when my girlfriend & I first met. I realized I've been going out with her for...

sex.

Best Friends Forever

Difference between a friend & a real friend?

A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.