DJ of the Day

What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?

A hundred dollar bill!

What species of bird is known to give the best head?

The swallow!

What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?

Her feet.

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds."

So I bought her a scale.

And that's when the fight started...

The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with.

I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me up all night!"

And that's when the fight started...

How is a Jewish woman like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Her husband only gets to stuff her once a year.

A guy says, "For our Twentieth Anniversary, I'm taking my wife to Australia."

His friend says, "That's going to be tough to beat. What're you going to do for your Twenty-Fifth Anniversary?"

The first guy says, "I'm going to go back and get her."

Dick's Joke of the Day