The Budget Has Not Been Met
Little Johnny asked his dad: "How much does it cost to get married?
His father replied: "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it!"
Little Johnny asked his dad: "How much does it cost to get married?
His father replied: "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it!"
What is the cheapest meat?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
Three blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would've seen it...
Husband: "What would you like for your anniversary, Sylvia?"
Wife: "A divorce, Bernie."
Husband: "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
And that's when the fight started...