This Will Drive A Woman Crazy
What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?
A hundred dollar bill!
What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?
A hundred dollar bill!
What species of bird is known to give the best head?
The swallow!
What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?
Her feet.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds."
So I bought her a scale.
And that's when the fight started...