You Don't Have To Be An Epidemiologist
Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?
Answer: My ex-wife.
Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?
Answer: My ex-wife.
The local pharmacy was robbed of 100 bottles of Viagra. Clearly the work of a hardened criminal.
Why did the chicken fall into the well?
He didn't see that well.
My wife and I attended a lecture on diet and health given by a prominent doctor.
"The things we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago." He said. "Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode our stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous. And none of us realize the long-term harm caused by impurities in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten it, or will eat it. Can anyone tell me what we eat that causes the most grief and suffering lasting for years after we eat it?"
I leaned over to my wife and whispered "I think he means wedding cake."
And that's when the fight started...