In The Classroom
The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"
The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"
This couple gets married. After several weeks of marital bliss the guy wants to show his wife just how much she means to him. So he has "I Love You" tattooed on his dick.
One month later the wife files for divorce. When the guy asks why, she tells him: "You keep putting words in my mouth."
On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students about the dormitory rules: "The women's dorm will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the men's dorm will be off limits to all female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"
One male student raised his hand and asked, "How much for a season pass?"
My wife bought one of those do-it-yourself waxing kits. Really wanting to please me, she asked with a wink: "Should I do the sides and leave a little strip down the middle?"
I told her: "I'd prefer you have no moustache at all."
And that's when the fight started...