The Budget Has Not Been Met

Little Johnny asked his dad: "How much does it cost to get married?

His father replied: "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it!"

Now That's Cheap

What is the cheapest meat?

Deer balls, they're under a buck.

Three for Three

Three blondes walk into a building.

You'd think one of them would've seen it...

Should Have Written A Pre-Nup

Husband: "What would you like for your anniversary, Sylvia?"

Wife: "A divorce, Bernie."

Husband: "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

And that's when the fight started...