Not What She Was Hoping For
What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?
A new last name.
What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?
A new last name.
After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs.
If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me.
An old guy visits a doctor. The doctor examines him and then sits down in the office for a consultation on his diagnosis.
"Well..." the doctor begins, "I'm sorry to have to tell you this... but you have cancer and you have Alzheimers."
The old guy looks at the doctor for a moment then says: "Thank god I don't have cancer."
My wife smiled at breakfast this morning and said: "Today is our anniversary darling... what should we do?"
I told her: "Stand in silence for 2 minutes."
And that;s when the fight started...