Beggars Can't Be Choosers
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Why is a drunk at a massage parlor like a bumper sticker?
No matter how you pull it they're hard to get off.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't cook... they eat out.
A new bride was embarrassed to be on her honeymoon. When she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear as if they had been married a long time.
He responded, "Sure. You carry the luggage!"
And that's when the fight started...