Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?
Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!
How do you turn a fox into a cow?
Marry her.
Last night I smiled at my wife and asked: "Honey, will you do something with your mouth that all men love?" She smiled back coyly and said: "And what is that, darling?"
I said: "Close it!"
And that's when the fight started...