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Dick's Joke of the Day

She Loves That Puppet

How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?

She sits on his face and he tells lies.

Messing Up A Good Thing

Do you know what 6.9 is?

A good thing screwed up by a period.

Safety First

When's the best time to put out the cat?

When it's on fire.

Where Shall We Go?

My wife wanted to go on a pleasure trip.

I told her:  "Great, let's take your mother to the airport."

And that's when the fight started...

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Anyone Like Parsley? Uhhh, Anyone?

How is pubic hair like parsley?

You push it to the side before you start eating.

Up Or Down?

The other night my wife and I were in bed and I asked her: "Honey, why do you like it so much when you are on top?"

She said: "'Cause all you do is fuck up."

And that's when the fight started...

Unforgettable

Two women are walking home from a night at the bar and have to pee. So they take a quick detour stop at a cemetery. Problem is they have nothing to wipe with. One decides to use her panties while the other grabs a nearby wreath.

The next day one of the husbands calls the other, "Those girls are are never going out again! My wife came home last night without any panties!"

His buddy replies, "You think that's bad? My wife came home with a card in her crack that said, 'From all of us at the fire station, we will never forget you!'"