Old Dick is ambidextrous. Yep! I can swing a bat from both sides of the plate, & jerk off with both hands.
Why do brides wear white?
The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.
My wife and I went to counseling to improve our marriage. While attending one session dealing with communication, the counselor instructed: "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
Looking at me she said: "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"
I looked over, touched my wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?"
And that's when the fight started...