No Joking Around
I thought I would kid my wife a little, so I said: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."
She shot back: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
And that's when the fight started...
I thought I would kid my wife a little, so I said: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."
She shot back: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
And that's when the fight started...
Three nuns and a priest are stranded in the desert. Luckily, they come across a camel. So they all jump on and head off to find help. After a while the camel is totally exhausted and falls down dead.
The priest says " Well sisters, this looks like the end. Do any of you have any last request?"
The first nun says "Father I have never had sex before." So the priest thinking this is their last day on earth, says OK and has sex with her.
The second nun says " I too father have never had sex before." So the priest thinks well, why not, and has sex with her too.
The priest then asked the third nun if her request is the same. She says "Not exactly father. I would just like to know what is that between your legs."
The priest says "Sister, that is a penis. It was put there by god to give the gift of life."
The last nun then responds "Great! Stick it in the camel and let's get the fuck out of here."
A car salesman sits down at a bar next to a hooker.
He orders a drink and says: "If I don't sell some cars I'm going to lose my ass."
The hooker looks at him and says: "Yeah... well if I don't sell some ass I'm gonna lose my car."
My wife was lying in bed a little dissatisfied with my performance when she asked: "What do my clitoris, our anniversary, and the fuckin' toilet have in common?" I said "You got me."
She said: "You miss them all."
And that's when the fight started...