A Married Couple's Point of View
A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.
The wife cries because it's over.
And the husband smiles because it happened.
A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.
The wife cries because it's over.
And the husband smiles because it happened.
How are women like hardwood floors?
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Why does the bar association forbid lawyers & clients from having sex?
To prevent them from billing twice for essentially the same service.
We were getting ready in the bathroom together when my wife started putting her deodorant on. Thinking she was being cute she asked: "What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?"
I told her: "The back of my hand."
And that's when the fight started...