In The Classroom
The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"
The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"
It's called St. Valentine's Day because "St. Blowjob for Jewelry Day" just didn't have the same ring to it.
What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo
My wife and I were basking in the afterglow of having sex when she asked: "Honey, why did God create orgasms?"
I said: "So women can moan even when they’re happy."
And that's when the fight started...