What's Your Favorite Burger Joint?
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?
When it's his turn.
If a guy opens the car door for his wife you can be sure of 1 thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
My wife wanted to go on a pleasure trip.
I told her: "Great, let's take your mother to the airport."
And that's when the fight started...