What's the difference between light and hard?
You can fall asleep with a light on.
Why do brides wear white?
The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.
I'm laying back after screwing my wife & she whispers: "Honey, I think I'll call you the bus?"
I asked why and she said, "Because you always stop before I get off!"
And that's when the fight started...