Not Necessarily From The Bronx
What's the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.
What's the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.
Guy walks in to a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says that'll be five bucks.
The guy is outraged. "Five bucks?" he says, "Why down the street the bar only charges a buck. And with every drink you get a lottery ticket to win free sex in the back."
The bartender looks at him and asks: "Did you ever win?" The guy says: "No... but my wife won three times."
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.
My son gets behind the wheel of the car to take his first driving lesson. As mom gets in the passenger side he rolls down the window and asks: "Does this car have passenger side air bags?"
I said, "It does now."
And that's when the fight started...