What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?
A gang bang.
How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?
A Willie Nelson.
What should you do if your sister-in-law sits on your glasses & breaks them?
Take them off next time.
