What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?
A gang bang.
A match asks if he can get into a dance club. The Bouncer says: "You can go in. Just don't start anything."
Definition of love: Your heart melts and comes squirting out the end of your dick.
What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex?
She just kinda lays there.
