What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off!
Why can't a woman ever be satisfied?
Because no man has a dick made out of chocolate that shoots money.
The other day my wife asked me to talk to her like she was special.
So I said, "Gooooo ... maaaaake ... meeeee ... aaaaa ... cuuuuup ... offfff ... coffeeeee"
And that's when the fight started...
If the dove is The Bird Of Love, what's The Bird of True Love?
The swallow.
