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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

University of Kansas student kidnapped, beaten on Tinder date

Created: 11 May 2016
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#WTF?! A 20-year-old University of Kansas student was kidnapped after a Tinder date turned violent. Shane Allen, 30, picked up the student at her sorority house on April 12. According to court documents, the pair had spent one night together prior to the incident. Then, you might say, he REALLY swiped her!

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Texas Woman Finds Cocaine In Granola Bar

Created: 14 May 2015
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#WTF?! Police are investigating how a packet of cocaine ended up inside a Nature Valley granola bar. We'd like to know too... and also the location of the store where she bought it! So we can do some shopping next we're in San Antonio.

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Pray For Me

Willie goes to a revival meeting for some much needed prayer. The preacher says, "Whoever needs to be healed-UH... come for-ward-UH... come to the al-tar-UH... ask for the heal-ing-UH..." Willie gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher says, "All right my son, what do you need me to pray for?" Willie says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."

The preacher puts one hand over Willie's ear, puts the other hand on top of Willie's head, and prays and prays and prays. After a few minutes, the preacher takes his hands away, stands back, and says, "Son, how is your hearing now?"

Willie says, "I don't know preacher. My hearing ain't 'til next Wednesday."

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