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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

'Pregnant' woman left devastated after 'baby' turns out to be huge 11lb tumour

Created: 16 April 2015
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#WTF?! A woman who thought she was pregnant has been left devastated after her 'baby bump' turned out to be an 11lb tumor.

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Texan Nabbed For Lewd Encounter With A Fence

Created: 07 March 2017
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#WTF?! Seems a man can find love, albeit fleetingly, with a chain link fence. So many holes, so little time... 'til the cops show up! Texan Eliodoro Estala is facing an indecent exposure charge after a neighbor reported witnessing the naked 32-year-old “having sex with a fence” that separates their Austin properties. Not a neighbor you'd want to borrow a cup of sugar from!

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Never Mix Sex And Alcohol

I have a a real problem with sex and booze...

Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.

What Is This, A Joke?

A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar after an interfaith convention.

The Jew, bragging about his virility said, "I have four sons, one more and I’ll have a basketball team!"

The Catholic pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, "That’s nothing, I have 10 sons, one more and I’ll have a football team."

To which the Mormon replied, "You guys don't have a clue. I have 17 wives, one more and I’ll have a golf course!"

Here's A Question

What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

Nothing.

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