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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Heinz apologizes after QR code on bottle took man to porn site

Created: 22 June 2015
Hits: 3323

WTF?! A German man who scanned the QR code on a bottle of ketchup said it took him to to a porn site. Perfect. Heinz... 57 varieties... now... 58. Our question is, where can we get a bottle of ketchup like this! The only thing edible at the local 24-hour video store is flavored lube!

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Fake Cop Pulls Over Real Cops, Gets Taken to Real Jail, Cops Say

Created: 14 April 2015
Hits: 3943

#WTF?! A pretend cop who pulled over two real detectives, landed himself in actual jail. Really! This Florida man was given a valuable lesson in the importance of being yourself.

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What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After two years, the job still sucks.

Kosher for Passover

A husband sees his wife is getting ready to prepare for Passover. "This year I really want to help out." he tells her, "Whatever you need me to do, ask... I will do it." His wife tells him, "Don't take this the wrong way, but the best thing you can do to help is to leave the house and let me get my work done without any interruptions." So the husband does exactly what she asks and leaves.

Three hours later his wife hears him come back in. She shouts, "I thought I told that the best way to help me would be to leave." He responds, "You expect me to help the whole day?"

And that's when the fight started...

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