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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Heinz apologizes after QR code on bottle took man to porn site

Created: 22 June 2015
Hits: 3280

WTF?! A German man who scanned the QR code on a bottle of ketchup said it took him to to a porn site. Perfect. Heinz... 57 varieties... now... 58. Our question is, where can we get a bottle of ketchup like this! The only thing edible at the local 24-hour video store is flavored lube!

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Man dies after sex with scarecrow

Created: 12 April 2015
Hits: 3549

#WTF?! A sheperd was found dead after having sex with a scarecrow that he had put a wig and lipstick on.

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Short Strokes

What do you do in case of fallout?

Put it back in and take shorter strokes.

Depends On Where You Are

I told my buddy: "I got caught jerking off to a National Geographic magazine."

Asks: "Were you embarrassed?"

"No, but my dentist's receptionist was."

No Need To See The Shrink

What happened to the depressed dyslexic?

He threw himself behind the bus.

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