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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

After Begging on All Fours Like a Dog, Man Arrested for Looking Up Skirts

Created: 26 April 2016
Hits: 3963

#WTF?! Pretending to beg on all fours like a dog and then looking up the skirts of women walking by is the bizarre behavior that Nashville police report got a man arrested. This all took place outside a bar, so let's add drunk to the story and now it all makes sense.

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Parents arrested after allegedly making daughter live in woods for eating Pop-Tart

Created: 10 July 2015
Hits: 3478

#WTF?! SC couple has been arrested for banishing their daughter to the woods for eating a Pop-Tart. Their main offense? Failing to provide her with breadcrumbs to leave a trail home.

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Don't Miss These Jokes!

Don't Do It

You should never make jokes about vaginas...

Period.

Sex Ed

Little Johnny was in sex ed class when the teacher began a discussion about genitals. Johnny shouted out, "My old man has got two of those"

The teacher was shocked and asked Johnny to explain.

"Well, the small one he uses when he takes a piss. And the large one he uses to brush the baby sitter's teeth."

Recipe For Success

4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.

2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.

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