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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Cops: Woman, 21, Put The Strip In Strip Mall

Created: 14 April 2017
Hits: 3542

#WTF?! Putting the strip in strip mall 21-year-old woman wearing only high heels & black stockings arrested on indecent exposure charges after being spotted posing for provocative photos outside a shopping center. Wait a minute while we change a twenty for some singles...

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Mr. Toot Gets Busted For Cocaine Possession

Created: 02 March 2017
Hits: 3116

#WTF?! Florida cops arrested a Mr. Toot for cocaine possession1]. Kinda like a hooker named blowjob. What a hoot! And the guy has got a rap sheet as long as his nose. And his getaway vehicle? A Schwinn! They don't get much dumber than this guy... check it out!

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Back And Forth Exchange

Wife to her husband in frustration: "Get the fuck out." Then, as he's leaving, she adds, "I hope you die a slow painful death."

He turns back to her and says, "So now you want me to stay?"

And that's when the REAL fight started...

Don't Mix These Up

A Polish guy didn't know the difference between incest & arson.

He set his sister on fire.

Reality Check

A drunk wakes up in a cemetery in a freshly-dug grave. He thinks: If I'm alive, why's there a tombstone? If I'm dead, why do I have to piss?

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