What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?
A fuckin know-it-all!
What's a birth control pill?
That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.
What's the first thing a man would do if there were no women left on earth?
Invent a dishwasher that would suck his dick.
I want you to know I'm famous for more than just this website. My dick was in the Guiness Book of World Records.
Until the librarian kicked me out.
