What should you do if your clothes are on fire?
Don't put 'em on.
Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in a different box.
Two old ladies are sitting on the park bench feeding the pigeons. Suddenly the first one says to her friend: "Did you just fart?"
Her friend answers: "Of course I did. You think I always smell like this?"
What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.