No Need To Call A Repairman

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

It's called St. Valentine's Day because "St. Blowjob for Jewelry Day" just didn't have the same ring to it.

It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"

It was our anniversary and I asked my wife if she remembered out wedding vows when the minister said "for better or worse?"

She said: "Yeah... You couldn't do any better and I couldn't do any worse."

And that's when the fight started...