What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.
An old couple's sitting in the living room. The wife turns to her husband and says, "Let's go upstairs and fuck." He looks back and tells her, "I don't know if I can do both."
What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with it the harder it gets.