What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?
A tearjerker.
Cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy what do you get?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
The average vagina 8" deep, the average penis 5 1/2" long. Do the math. In New York City alone there's 165 miles of unused pussy.
What do you do in case of fallout?
Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
