What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?
A tearjerker.
How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?
The cake jumps out of the girl.
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo night.
After a night of drinking, drugs and wild sex, I woke up to find myself next to a really ugly woman.
That's when I realized I made it home safely.
