What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?
Einstein's dick.
Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?
He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!
A plane is about to crash. A woman stands up and yells, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Who's going to be man enough to do it?"
A large man stands up and rips his shirt off, "Here! Iron this!"
What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?
Tomorrow your job will still suck!
