Biology or Cooking Class

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

My dick's so big it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.

What do you call a guy who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you the flavor?

A smartass!

What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.