What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?
A hundred dollar bill!
Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"
I told her "Dust!"
And that's when the fight started...
What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with it the harder it gets.
Guy walks into a bar. Bartender asks: "What'll you have buddy?" The guys says: "Surprise me."
So the bartender pulls out a naked picture of the guy's wife!
