What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?
A hundred dollar bill!
I had to make a visit to my doctor yesterday to get a mole removed from my dick.
From now on I'm going to stick to sheep.
What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.
They're hiring.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and suck on his dick!
