Vegetable Logic

How's broccoli like anal sex?

If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.

A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"

I don't wanna brag, but my dick is so big, the head has only seen my balls in pictures. Get that ladies?

My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.