Vegetable Logic

How's broccoli like anal sex?

If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.

Grandpa always told me don’t watch your money watch your health. So one day, while I'm watching my health, someone stole my money.

It was grandpa.

My wife and I were talking about what turns men and women on. I asked her: "Why do you think men like big tits and a tight ass?"

She said: "In your case because you’ve got a big mouth and a small dick."

And that's when the fight started...

What would you call a woman who goes out with You?

Desperate!

Happy Valentines Day!