What do you say to a man with five penises?
"Your jeans fit like a glove."
Wife walks into the kitchen and finds her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asks. "Hunting flies," he tells her.
"Oh, kill any?" She asked. "Yep, three males, two females," was his reply. Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"
"Easy," he says. "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
An ironing board's legs are hard to open.
