What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after a first date?
She’s got small tits.
I needed hearing aids, so I asked my doc for the latest technology. You know... the ones that connect directly to the 900 chat lines so I can listen "hands-free"... if you know what I mean.
A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"
You ever been by a place and thought "Man, if I went in there, I know I'd get laid." I get that feeling all the time - I live near a prison.