Romance Is Not Dead

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What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after a first date?

She’s got small tits.

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That Discussion With Your Kid

Two guys were talkin' at the bar. The first one told his buddy: "My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, 'Is that the best you can do?'"

Good Advice

I'm feeling a bit more mature these days so I wasn't embarrassed walking into the drug store to buy condoms. That is, until the woman behind the counter advised me, 'Save your money -- buy a lottery ticket.'

Short Strokes

What do you do in case of fallout?

Put it back in and take shorter strokes.