Romance Is Not Dead

What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after a first date?

She’s got small tits.

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

Forty-five pounds.

A guy was organizing his cards for Valentine's Day and realized he made a huge mistake!

"For fucks sake, what a mess to sort out. I can't believe I've mixed their Valentine's Day cards up.

The girlfriend now thinks I love her and the wife thinks I want to fuck her."

Duck walks into a whorehouse, asks the madame: "If I pick out 1 of your whores will you put it on my bill?"