A Little Something On The Side

Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?

So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.

Why are men like cars?

Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is coming.

The blonde said: "I want French fries and a diet Coke."

The librarian looked at her and snapped: "This is a library!"

So the blonde leaned in and whispered: "Sorry ... I want French Fries and a diet Coke."

What do pimps and farmers have in common?

They both need a hoe to stay in business.