What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
About three inches.
Here's Dick Johnson's secret to a happy marriage.
Two times a week, my wife and I go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose.
Darling.
A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.
For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.
