What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
About three inches.
Researchers have determined that 99% of all men jerk off in the shower and the other 1% sing.
Do you know what they sing?
I didn't think you did.
What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?
Call her a cab ... her job is done.
I just joined a brand new 13-step treatment program. I'm still on step 1 - becoming an alcoholic.
