What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
About three inches.
My wife and I were discussing babies and she had a thought. "Why do doctors spank newborn babies?"
I told her: "To knock the dicks off the stupid ones."
And that's when the fight started...
What'd the bi-polar write on the picture postcard?
"Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead."
What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
"Good morning, Your Honor."
