It's Gonna Be A Good Year

What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

One's a Goodyear and the other is a fucking good year.

What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?

A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.

Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."

Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"

Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

It helps them remember which end to wipe...