It's Gonna Be A Good Year

What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

One's a Goodyear and the other is a fucking good year.

How is pubic hair like parsley?

You push it to the side before you start eating.

A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions... HANDS DOWN!

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick him up and suck on his dick!