Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
The receptionist calls the doctor into the waiting room in a panic: "Doctor, the patient you just treated died on his way out the door. What should I do?"
The doctor says, "Turn him around so it looks like he died on the way in."
What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)
What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!
