Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What about a deer with no eyes & no legs?
Still no idea.
And a deer with no eyes, no legs & no dick?
Still no fuckin' idea.
"By the Thanksgiving meal eveyone goes around the table saying what they are most thankful for, you know what I say?
I'm thankful I didn't get caught!"
How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
