Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.
Guy walks into a bar carrying a pistol and shouts: "Which one of you assholes slept with my wife?"
A drunk sitting at the end of the bar shouts back: "You ain't got enough bullets buddy."
Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?
Answer: My ex-wife.
