What's the best part of gardening?
Getting down and dirty with my hoes.
What do you say to a man with five penises?
"Your jeans fit like a glove."
What would you call a woman who goes out with You?
Desperate!
Happy Valentines Day!
A little boy asks his dad: "What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?"
So his father takes him up to the bedroom where mom is sleeping. "Look at this," he says as he lifts the covers carefully. "That's a pussy son."
"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"
"No!" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"
