Do You Not Have Any Shame?

So I went to the doctor for a physical and he told me I should stop jerking off. I asked him why should I stop?

He told me: "Because you're at a physical."

How is a woman like a hurricane?

When they come, they're loud and wet, and when they leave, they take your house and car.

Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?

They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

A woman.