What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.
What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?
Lucky!
Here's Dick Johnson's secret to a happy marriage.
Two times a week, my wife and I go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
