What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.
Susie is 16. She comes home at 2 in the morning, with her mom waiting up mad as hell.
She says "Mom, I was with Johnny, I love him." Her mother says, "It's not love, it's infatuation."
Susie says, "But I blew him and then he fucked me in the ass."
Her mother says, "That's infatuation. When he fucks you in the ass and then you blow him... that's love."
How did Pinocchio find out he was made out of wood?
His hand caught fire.
A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.
She came home with a red snapper.
