What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.
How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?
She sits on his face and he tells lies.
If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin?
A blowjob.
Peace comes at a price. If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.
