What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liqour cabinet.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
A lady goes golfing and gets hit in the ass really hard with a golf ball. She goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "Where were you hit?" She says, "Between the first and the second hole."
He says, "That doesn't leave alot of room for a band-aid, does it?"
What would you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?
A widow.
