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Things Have Gone Too Far

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What is more messed up than fingering your sister?

Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.

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Let The Force Be With You

If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?

You choose.

Out Of Warranty

When her car conks out the old lady pushes it into a gas station. Soon the mechanic has it purring like a kitten.
The old gal asks: "What's up?"
He tells her: "Crap in the carburetor."
She says: "How often do I have to do that?"

Vacation Postcard

What'd the bi-polar write on the picture postcard?

"Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead."