Things Have Gone Too Far

What is more messed up than fingering your sister?

Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.

A woman's in labor. She's got her feet up in the stirrups, screaming in pain and cursing her husband.

He turns and says, "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass, but you said, 'No, that'll hurt.' "

A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"

The most common superstition in the world today? Belief in your hororscope. There's even a name for people who have that superstition.

They're called "single women."