Have You Upgraded To 4K?

At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.

Did you hear about the two guys in Minnesota who froze to death in their car at the drive-in theater?

They went to see "Closed for the Season."

What do you get when you cross a computer with a prostitute?

A fucking know-it-all.

The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.

If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?