What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo
What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?
Snowballs.
What's the job application at Hooters?
They just hand you a bra and say: "Here, fill this out."
I'm laying back after screwing my wife & she whispers: "Honey, I think I'll call you the bus?"
I asked why and she said, "Because you always stop before I get off!"
And that's when the fight started...
