I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
What's the best part of gardening?
Getting down and dirty with my hoes.
Two gals were shopping at the supermarket. The first one grabs a good sized potato in each hand and says, "These remind me of my husband's balls."
Her friend looked impressed and replied, "That big, huh?"
"Nope," was the response, "That dirty."
Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?
Monica swallowed them.
