Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?
Answer: My ex-wife.
His date warned him: "My mama made me promise I'd say 'NO' to all your advances."
He says: "Sure, no problem. You wouldn't mind if I fucked you in the ass, would ya?"
Women are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
