What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?
Shoot him again.
What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?
When it's his turn.
Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?
More leg room.
A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No. They're dead."
