What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?
Shoot him again.
Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"
Dwarf to doctor: You're pretty busy. You treat dwarfs?
Doc: Yeah but you'll have to be a little patient.
