What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?
Shoot him again.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.
What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest & a pilot are in a plane that's about to crash.
The pilot says: "Well, we only have three parachutes, let's give them to the three Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them."
The lawyer says: "Fuck the Boy Scouts!"
The priest says: "Do we have time?"
