Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
Who cares!
Last Xmas Aunt Ellen hung herself.
As a traditional family, we didn't take her down until after New Year's.
What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?
Kill your cat.
Three women were talking about what's it like in bed with their husbands.
The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated."
The second said, "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful."
The third said, "Mine is like an antique Chevy. I have to start it by hand and then jump on once it gets going."
