What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?
Kill your cat.
A priest is walking down the street and passes by a prostitute who yells out, "$20 for a handjob!"
He keeps walking but later he asks a nun, "What's a handjob?"
She replies, "20 bucks... same as in town."
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
