What actress would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?
One who knows how to fix elevators.
What's a pussy?
The box a dick comes in.
Did you see that one coming?
Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?
It's for the Christmas period.
A guy bends his wife over the kitchen table and fucks her in the ass. When he's finished he asks: "Did you like that?"
She tells him: "I'd have liked it a lot more if the kids were done eating."
