Right Idea Wrong Place

You ever been by a place and thought "Man, if I went in there, I know I'd get laid." I get that feeling all the time - I live near a prison.

Why are dicks like fish?

You throw the small ones back, you keep the medium ones and you mount the big ones.

Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.

Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.

One night while I was lying in bed trying to fall asleep my wife asked me a real stupid question: "Honey, why do you think god gave men a dick?"

I opened one eye and told her: "So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!"

And that;s when the fight started...