How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?
Very little.
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
Two old ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?"
Her friend replies, "Oh sure I do." So the first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second one answers: "I suck a lifesaver."
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"
