Most Men Talk A Lot Of Sh*t!

Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

It helps them remember which end to wipe...

I was thinking about when my girlfriend & I first met. I realized I've been going out with her for...

sex.

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please”.

What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?

I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!