Most Men Talk A Lot Of Sh*t!

Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

It helps them remember which end to wipe...

I've found that most younger women make a lot of noise in the bedroom.

Guess they're not expecting to see anyone outside their window.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a prostitute?

A fucking know-it-all.

The most common superstition in the world today? Belief in your hororscope. There's even a name for people who have that superstition.

They're called "single women."