Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
It helps them remember which end to wipe...
Where does a one-legged waitress work?
IHOP
What's her name?
Ilene
You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.
Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?
Her boyfriend was also blonde.