Most Men Talk A Lot Of Sh*t!

Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

It helps them remember which end to wipe...

How can you tell if you're at a gay barbecue?

The hot dogs taste like shit.

Why do women wear black underwear?

They're in mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.

My girlfriend thought I had a small penis.

I thought she was just shallow.