What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
Liquor in the front and poker in the rear!
A guy visits a psychiatrist and lies on the couch. The doc asks: "What's your problem?"
The guy tells him, "Doc, I can't seem to make any friends. Can you help me, you fat fuck?"
How do you get a really fat girl into your bed?
Piece of cake.
What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's First Movement.
