What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
Liquor in the front and poker in the rear!
If Gin makes you grin and Whiskey makes you frisky, what makes you pregnant?
Two highballs and a squirt.
One night my wife tried to get a rise out of me and make me jealous. She asked: "Honey, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"
I told her: "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
And that's when the fight started...
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
