What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's First Movement.
I have a a real problem with sex and booze...
Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Little Johnny: "Where do babies come from?"
Mother: "The stork brings them."
Johnny: "Who fucks the stork?"
