What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's First Movement.
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
A priest gets a flat tire fixed.
As the car's coming down on the lift, the priest says to the mechanic, "Are the lug nuts tight?"
The mechanic says, "Tight as a nun's cunt."
The priest says, "You better give them another turn."
What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?
Lucky!
