What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's First Movement.
2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.
In college I wanted to join the debating team.
But somebody talked me out of it.
On our honeymoon night I asked my bride, "Honey... am I the first?"
She replied, "Why does everybody ask that?"
And that's when the fight started...
