Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?
Her boyfriend was also blonde.
What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?
Her feet.
What's a Turkeys favorite song?
"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench feeding the pigeons when a guy in a raincoat walks up and flashes them.
Two of them had a stroke. The third one's arms were too short.
