An Adventure With No Clothes

I love an adventure & a challenge. So I joined a nudist colony.

1st day was the hardest, but I stuck it out.

I asked my wife to give me a blow job. She said "Can't you be more romantic?"

So I told her "Sure, give me a blow job... in the rain."

And that's when the fight started...

What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?

I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!

What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?

He's probably home watching football or something.