My contribution to poetry & truth:
Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.
Last year, on Valentine's Day, my fiancée of five years bought me a lottery ticket and I won $10 Million!!
I wonder what she's doing nowadays?
How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
You know why you should never drink diet soda during oral sex?
Because that way you'll have two after-tastes to get rid of.