My contribution to poetry & truth:
Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.
Why don't blind people skydive?
It scares the shit out of their dogs!
What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?
You can't get either of them at home.
A blonde goes to the gynecologist, and he examines her.
He says, "You have acute vaginitis."
She says, "Thank you..."