What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
Wow! We do taste just like chicken!
Gallery owner: "Guy came in bought all your paintings."
Artist: "Great."
"Not really, he was your doctor."
Old guy says: "Doc, every morning at 7 I take a healthy piss, and then at 8 I take a big shit."
"So... what's the problem?"
"I don't get up until 9."
What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?
Einstein's dick.
