How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her.
A guy bends his wife over the kitchen table and fucks her in the ass. When he's finished he asks: "Did you like that?"
She tells him: "I'd have liked it a lot more if the kids were done eating."
It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
