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I think I know the answer... but I'm gonna ask it anyway, Would you rather meet your girlfriend in the park or park your meat in your girlfriend? Just what I thought!

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The doctor is surprised: "I thought your husband was out of town."

"So did I..."

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?

A Mechanic.

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A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.

Her mom said: "You should have asked me last night... it was on the tip of my tongue."