What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)
Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
It helps them remember which end to wipe...
Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?
You could easily fit another pair of tits there!
My wife was telling me all about this new transgender thing... you know, where guys turn themselves into women. I said to her: "Yeah. Well that ain't nothin' You know how to turn a fox into an elephant?"
She said: "How?" I told her: "Marry it."
And that's when the fight started...
