What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)
A brunette tells her blonde sister "Last night I slept with a Brazilian."
The blonde sister replies "I thought I was the slut! How many is a Brazilian?"
If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin?
A blowjob.
A father has three daughters who are all getting married on the same day.
He asks his oldest daughter, "Whom do you wish to marry?" She says, "Father, I wish to marry the man with three dragons on his chest."
He walks over to his second daughter and asks her the same question. She replies, "Father, I wish to marry the man with two dragons on his chest."
He then goes to his youngest daughter and asks her the same question. She replies, "I wish to marry the man with one draggin' on the floor!"
