What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)
A guy, seeing two dogs going at it on the lawn says to his buddy, "You and your wife ever do it like that?"
"Only once" says his friend. "And it took 5 drinks to get her out in the yard."
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
(And in case you are wondering, yes, I'll be here all night!)
Why did Santa get arrested?
He got caught laying Barbie under the Christmas tree!
