Big Ego

Three words to ruin a man's ego...

"Is it in?"

(Not that Ol' Dick Johnson has ever heard that or anything like it!)

What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

Full.

Want to see flying saucers?

Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.

What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?

The other guys waiting their turn!