Big Ego

Three words to ruin a man's ego...

"Is it in?"

(Not that Ol' Dick Johnson has ever heard that or anything like it!)

What's the definition of a Yankee?

Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.

What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?

The other guys waiting their turn!

My wife and I were lying in bed last night. She gently leaned over and whispered: "I'm going to make you the happiest man in the world."

So I leaned over and whispered back: "I'm going to miss you."

And that's when the fight started...