Big Ego

Three words to ruin a man's ego...

"Is it in?"

(Not that Ol' Dick Johnson has ever heard that or anything like it!)

What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?

A hundred dollar bill!

What should you do if your clothes are on fire?

Don't put 'em on.

A cop pulls a guy over and says, "Hey pal... did you know your wife fell out a few blocks back?"

"Thank God... I thought I went deaf."