Big Ego

Three words to ruin a man's ego...

"Is it in?"

(Not that Ol' Dick Johnson has ever heard that or anything like it!)

I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.

One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!

What do you call a virgin on a water bed?

A cherry float.

What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?

We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.

What... you didn't see that coming?