Three words to ruin a man's ego...
"Is it in?"
(Not that Ol' Dick Johnson has ever heard that or anything like it!)
I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float.
What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
What... you didn't see that coming?