Was Never So Good At Math...

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.

(uhhhh....Yeah, I have the same feeling you are having! :-O)

Little Johnny asked his dad: "How much does it cost to get married?

His father replied: "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it!"

Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?

More leg room.

How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?

Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"